douche packer
a person who packs douches.
stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner
2 more definitions
1) a lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has p-n-s envy.
2) the equivalent of a f-dg-p-ck-r, only female.
becky: “me and maria had such a hot time last night.”
jenny: “oh my god! we didn’t. that douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. she needs real help.”
the word created by the ever so loved courtney babc-ck purely for joshua dougl-ss (:
josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.
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