Douche Puppet


a man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a “brand wh-r-” or “douche – bag”. from the ralph lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and polo sport cologne. must be consuming a grey goose martini.
matt is sally’s little douche-puppet!

that high maintenance b-tch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

if he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.

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