douche-queen


a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.
“dude, my mom is p-ssed at me for sneaking out.”
(kid walks up)
“i was in your mom’s poon last night.”
“you are the biggest douche-queen i’ve ever met, b”
when someone is being a huge douche and acting like a queen. or if a girl is being a douche but you don’t want to call her a c-nt
dude1: i’m going to get some scented candles for tonight and you have to clean up and stop playing nhl08!
dude2: man your being such a godd-mn douchequeen!

girl: you have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
dude: (under his breath) f-ckin’ douchequeen!
a major douche bag.
look at that douche queen. what a f-ggotron da vinci.

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