douche raft


an automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. see bmw
i got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.
a person that isn’t worthy of the hefty t-tle of ‘douche canoe’
tom: you’re a douche canoe!
jack: no. you’re not worthy enough to use that, you doucheraft!

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