Douche Ripple


an intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a “p-ssy” (dumb–ss, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can p-ss through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.
“every time my boss shows up i can feel the douche ripples in the air.”

“trying to have fun in philadelphia is impossible when you’re constantly being bombarded by douche ripples.”

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