Douche-T
a t-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. these shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: “free-lance v-g-n- inspector”, “im not a gyno, but ill take a look”, “laugh so i can see em bounce”, “smile if you arent wearing any panties.
-did you see that guys douche-t?
-absolutely. in a shirt like that, the only v-g-n- he’ll see he will be paying for on the internet.
a fancy smancy style of potato chips. it’s almost like crack, but better!
i think patrick is munching on those douchets again.
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