douche tell
a revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.
“he sounds totally legit, he’s submitting his film to cannes.”
“dude, every hollywood poser says they’re ‘submitting to cannes’. he’s got nothing, it’s such the douche tell.”
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