douche-tit


a term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and t-t, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. when mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a b–b and/or douchebag.
john: my roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a cr-p on my physics book!
dan: what a douche-t-t!
a lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot – i.e. b–b/t-t. a very convenient word, and should be included in many college students’ vocabularies. it gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
zach: dude, you’re such a douchet-t.

bill: -silence, and embarr-ssment as he runs out of the room crying like the b-tch that he is-

another word for douche..
hey shut up douche t-ts!
when someones t-ts smells of vinegar
get away from me douche t-ts
female expendibility of epic proportions.
tom: did you see that girl?!
joe: yeah! that’s douchet-ts!
an idiot, moron… used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)
the guy that dropped that deuce and didn’t clean up the sh-t spays is such a douche-t-t, d-mn i hate him!

look at this scrub -ss douche-t-t over here, acting like he’s got game with these nasty chicks!

what a douche-t-t!

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