douche turtle



1. a rare breed of turtle that breeds in australia, canada, and iran.

2. a stupid fangirl

3. a song by ” my trans alaskan railroad of siberian tragedies in modern cities across the globe” full song t-tle : make love to me hard and fast (douche turtle)
johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

g-d sl-t, stop being such a douche turtle

i totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

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