douche twinkie


any male who is considered an -ss hole, b-st-rd, little b-tch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
i really can’t stand john. he is a real douche twinkie.
any male who is considered an -ss hole, b-st-rd, little b-tch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
i really can’t stand john. he is a real douche twinkie.

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