Douche Uniform
the combination of a lax pennie, high socks, flip flops, sungl-sses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. the douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.
non lax-bro-game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- i still have no idea what you’re talking bout bro
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