Douche-waggle


when douche just isn’t enough…
when a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, “that guy just changed the music! what a douche-waggle!”
a person who is a douche to the extent that they infuriate a person to the point where they add (word?) waggle on the end of douche.
you broke my bowl?! you f-ckin douchewaggle!

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