Douche Wizard


an individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.
after taking a philosophy cl-ss that kid became a real douche wizard.
when someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.
andy d-ck is a douchewizard.

Read Also:

  • Deflectication

    to deflect the blame of having deficated on someone else. imagine this situation: you have just taken a large poo in the bathroom, only to realize the toilet doesn’t flush. the guy/girl you are madly in love with is outside the door, waiting to use the bathroom. what do you do? you walk out, blame […]

  • Deloyed

    forgotten, unimportant, hated, feeling non-existent to others. trying to be forgotten. the deloyed man felt no good would happen for him. i am deloyed. forgotten, unimportant, hated, feeling non-existent to others. trying to be forgotten. the deloyed man felt good would happen for him. i am deloyed.

  • Delping

    the art of delping is to rape a person (male or female)in a feltching style. a very hard but impressive technique. lewis says “yo man last night i was walking down the road and fought f-ck it im gunna start delping that wh-r-” jason says ” aww man hardcore thats one hard skill dude”

  • delumptard

    the word used to describe a kid who is undescribably gay….

  • demeatri

    a person mostly a boy that is very small in every way that kid is smaller than a demeatri


Disclaimer: Douche Wizard definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.