douche


douche
a person that has zero regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
steve is such a douche…
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for v-g-n-s.
you’re such a douche… i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
1. george w. bush, president of the united states.
2. product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty v-g-n-.
see also douchebag]. definition 1 also applies to douchebag].
george bush is such a douche, man.
literal – a liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions.

actual – (adj) a person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. also used to describe a male / female (n) that won’t let you run your game. to act in a ridiculous manner; embar-ssing (v)
that beaatch is a “douche”, yo. tell her to step or catch five quick ones!

my boy was “douchin'” out hard last night! the had to carry his -ss out the j-kwon show.

that kid is real “douchey”. keep him out the crib.

his name is rich, but we all call him “the douche”.
product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. in fact, the v-g-n- is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the “good bacteria” naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. should the v-g-n- show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.
the use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing v-g-n-l environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.
the acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.
accented e: pr-nounced dew/shay

teacher: “it’s no wonder that we don’t communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible.”

student: “douché.”
pr-nounced “d–sh”

-v-g-n-l cleaning item.
-an offense-purpose word toward a person.
“you’re such a douche!”
1)the french word for shower.
2)the english word for what you do to horribly dirty p-ss-es.
“je prendrai une douche.” or “cletus, after yo’ sister squeezes out that young’n, go’n git her a douche from the uni-mart.”

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