doucheagogue
a portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.
i had to listen to steve’s doucheagogue for an hour about how he’s fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.
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