douchebaby


any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.

any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.

a person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.

a person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
my ex won’t pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when i report his -ss to dmv and he loses his licence.
when your mother was pregnant with you and douched out her v-g-n- making you a douche baby
you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby – kernal sanders

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