Douchebag Boyfriend Rule
for every respectable looking girl who seems to have cl-ss/not be a sl-t/or is a complete dumb-ss, there’s always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that’s what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90’s toyota’s and have no job and b-m off their mothas.
i was walking through the mall with my friends, and i saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and i realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.d-mn.
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