douchebag chords
chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. you can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he’s a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of g, c, a, e and d chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.
stephen : hey man, take a look at the freakin’ pr-ck in the bedroom.
brian : oh man, you talkin’ about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? i thought i could hear douchebag chords being played !
stephen : you d-mn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
brian : hey man you got that weed ? gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullsh-t.
stephen : sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. just fire up the volcano, everything’s gonna be alright.
brian : you rock, i love you.
stephen : i love you too, bromos-xual.
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