Douchebag Curl
the single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one’s hair. this sort of curl is usually -ssociated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. people who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.
the business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential wal-mart supercenter parking lot.
“man….george must have woken up with a douchebag curl. he kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that ginger family, and stole my root beer.”
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