douchebag dad
fathers at sporting events that are overexuberant in expressing their emotions towards what is happening in the compet-tion.
douchebag dad ran onto the field to celebrate with the team after a first down.
a divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children. he is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children. this male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. he is someone who dates a younger girl for seven weeks, moves into her house after a 2 week courtship, introduces her to his children 3 times, and then telephones his 7-year old on a monday night to tell her that he has gotten married and failed to include his own children in the ceremony! he is also the same guy who will vandalize the ex-wife’s vehicle, pull a knife on her, send threatening text messages, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he is arrested for -ssault and vandalism. be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife one week before getting married to confess that his new girlfriend is “pressuring” him into the decision. beware, these characters are crafty fellows!
he thinks he has won the lottery by marrying a baptist preacher’s daughter and projecting such a perfect image to society…whatever, she will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
douche bag dad (n) (informal)
a divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
he is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he’s probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. this male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. he is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. he is also the same guy who will har-ss his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw “divorce decrees” in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex’s. along with stalking, cyber stalking, and using their job to do so. beware, these characters are crafty fellows! he thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the “victim” and projecting such a perfect image to society…whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
you know lynn’s ex-husband kent? he is such a “douche bag dad” when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she’s doing. even when he “performs” like such a great dad for everyone.
the kid’s dad definitely qualifies for the “douche bag dad” of the year award!
the origin from which douchebags came from.
this kid is the biggest douchebag i have ever met, he should go back to douchebagdad!!
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