douchebag-flag
the tattoo-printed and often rhinestone-bedazzled clothes that douchebags wear. most often it is t-shirts but it can be almost anything. these clothes make weeding through the douchebags in public much less challenging. thankfully, douchebag has already been well-defined on urban dictionary 🙂
ed hardy is soooo played out but i kinda like it because it’s a great douchebag-flag.
noun: the popped collar on polo shirts. traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.
those flying the douche bag flag are often called -ssholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
girl 1: this party’s pretty gross. who’s that hottie over there?
girl 2: who?
girl 1: the guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
girl 2: i can’t tell which dude out of the frat pack you’re talking about, but they’re all douche bag flaggin’. i mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an -sshole, be my guest, but you’ll wake up full of herps and regret.
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