douchebag flotilla


a fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate s-xual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.
the saco river in new hampshire and maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!

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