Douchebag Hat
noun – a f-ggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. this hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at le chateau on the men’s side, and worn at night. the douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. the douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, “look at me! i’m a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! wanna f-ck?”
did you see randy/joe and the new wh-r- he’s f-cking standing by the bar?
no.
right there. he’s the one wearing the douchebag hat.
oh. i see him now.
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