douchebag mode
1. the state of being where the shafting of close friends becomes common practice as well as an exponential increase in selfishness / state of jew.
2. a person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.
3. micheal and the ma
mike totally ignored me and went into douchebag mode yesterday when i asked him about joanne.
we helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal d-ld-. he totally went into douchebag mode.
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