Douchebag Patriot


someone who proclaims his/her support for the const-tution, limited government, personal liberties, and the free market yet derides people who choose to vote for candidates that actually support these ideas because such candidates are deemed “un-electable”.
douchebag patriot: you’re voting for gary johnson? a vote for gary johnson is a vote for obama! you need to vote for romney!

non-douche: first, i can -ssure you that voting for gary johnson will in no way add any votes to obama’s count. secondly, gary johnson actually stands for the things that i feel are important, romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. romney’s record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.

douchebag patriot: you must secretly be a liberal. gary johnson won’t win. romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat obama! this election is too important!

non-douche: i wish i had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren’t voting for gary johnson or ron paul because they can’t win. the idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another rino. voting for romney will only -ssure that we will get another rino next time.

douchebag patriot: you’re an idiot! i am going to block you now.

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