douchebag triangle


a chin beard, usually short and well-groomed, that is purposely shaved into the shape of a triangle pointing towards one’s lower lip, with no other hair on the person’s face (mustache, sideburns, etc.) the name comes from the fact that a person who has it is usually a douchebag.
person 1: wow, that f-cker just flipped me off! is 50 in a 40 zone not fast enough for him?
person 2: doesn’t surprise me, he’s got the douchebag triangle.

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