douchebagnish
a language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag
douche bag:hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!……
non douche bag:dude wtf did you just say? i don’t speak douchebagnish
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