Douchebagsynthesis
the process in which energy is created by the absorption of pure unfiltered douchebaggery, artificial light created by an lcd screen, and oxygen. this process is most commonly found in species h-m- douchebaggus. they are most commonly found in front of their computer spamming/trolling, swearing at children in xbox live, or in new jersey fist pumping.
man, all this trolling and fist pumping is really draining me. thank goodness i can always fall back on douchebagsynthesis.
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