douchebahburger


the metal plastic and spandex infused wad of meat that is the remains of some -sshole who rudely rode his bicycle in the middle of the street impeding traffic even though there is a bike lane. he was probably hit by a truck when he suddenly turned without looking behind or signaling.
hey, check out the douchebahburger all wadded up underneath that truck!

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