Doucheball


a word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. this word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. they are the kind of person that is just acting like a d-ck for no reason whatsoever.

also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. this person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
“that last customer threw his money at me like i was some kind of cheap wh-r-, what a doucheball!”

“steve is such a f-cking doucheball!”
a big o’l ball of douche
why do you have to be such a doucheball?
1.] taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2.] one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)
wow, alex b. over there is a complete douche ball.
a game played by people who act like a douche.
person 1: wow these guys love to play douche ball!

person 2: yep!
a very h-m-s-xual game played in p.e. cl-ss.
dude, i dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks -ss.
1. when a man’s genitalia is fairly clean. usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. slang. negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.
girl: “wow, that’s pretty clean. you must have douche b-lls.”
guy: “why yes, yes i do.”

guy one: “ahh man, our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen.”
guy two: “douche b-lls…”
1) similar to the downey ball, except for the cleaning of the female genetalia
2) you, you f-cking douche ball!
1) “my v-g-n- is quite dirty, i need a douche ball!”
2)”look at me, i’m a stupid little douche ball

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