doucheballer
any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
that jenn is such a doucheballer; she’s had more narcissistic/sociopathic -ssholes inside her than the new york stock exchange.
these individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. they’re attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain bas-m-nt sale. their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. they often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that “baller” illusion. their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.
a 92′ civic with 14″ spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk…now that’s a doucheballer
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