douchebank


a male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.
chris: i’ll pwn your -ss (the group laughs)

jon ray: don’t you have any c-ck sucking to do you dirty douchebank?

(later that night chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
anyone stupid enough to pr-nounce the dutsche bank the same way you pr-nounce the feminine product.
co-worker: so in this form here you write douche bank.

superior co-worker: you mean “deutsche” bank?

co-worker: oh yeah .. whatever

superior co-worker: what a douche bank

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