Douchebarge
one who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.
luke, i thought you were just a douche canoe, but i can see that you are really a douche barge.
a group of douchebags (mostly football players and cheerleaders) who stand in the middle of the hallway with absolutely nothing better to do during p-ssing periods at school.
i walk out of my calculus cl-ss 30 seconds after the bell rings and theres a douchebarge sitting in the hallway
teacher: why are you late
me: sorry, there was a douchebarge in front of the door, so i had to take the long way around
a means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a f-cking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-f-ck-else.
the word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
omg! i hooked-up with john mayer after his show last night and instead of f-cking me all he did was eat my -ss for an hour! i’m chapped as f-ck! what a douchebarge!
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