Doucheburg


the post art school dormitory, hipster parade, fuschia loving neighborhood in brooklyn, new york that was formerly known as williamsburg.
i saw your stupid ex-boyfriend in union square today rocking stretch jeans, sporting a faux-hawk, and not talking to his tiny asian girlfriend but he was listening to the arcade fire so loud on his ipod i guess he didn’t notice me. he rolled down and hopped the l home to doucheburg and prolly the royal oak for the birthday party du jour.
a douchebag who hides the majority of his/her douchebaginess under the surface. less than 10% of his/her douchebaginess is showing at any time, but much more lies beneath.
“dude, steve was trying to guilt trip me again.”
“he’s such a doucheburg, you don’t even know.”

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