Douchecake


a subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. it also is used as a negative way of “dissing” another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. it is closely related to the words f-ggot and f-g
examples:
1)dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) johnny is such a douchecake
a douche bag that is also a beef cake. it is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.
person a – “wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne”
person b – “who?”
person a – “the douche cake over there who’s tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small”
one that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
your such a douche cake
a person who is being a complete idiot. one who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable
frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake
1 part douchebag 1 part urinal cake. generally a step bellow douchebag.
a douchebag would be someone like tiger woods, bono or any of the members of stone temple pilot. a douche cake would be someone like mel gibson, tom cruise, arnold swarzenegger, or any of the members of hootie and the blowfish.
an ent-ty that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
“mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway.”
the previously mentiones ent-ty would be yeilded by the oven.
rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.
an insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. put those together and you have a douchecake.
that jeffery kid in my french cl-ss with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science cl-ss

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