douchecraft


n. the practice of douchery. engagement in any practices confirming the partic-p-nt’s status as a douche.
usurpation of the monroe doctrine is total douchecraft.
any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(ohhhh…sh-t that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or look at that f-cking douche craft…fist pumps…push-ups…chapstick…f-cking douche canoes!!)
ohhhh…sh-t that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or look at that f-cking douche craft…fist pumps…push-ups…chapstick…f-cking douche canoes!!

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