douchefriend
someone who is a douche but you can’t stay mad at cuz they’re your friend as well
tyler is a douchefriend
a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)
my douche friend says to your’e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.
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