douchegoat


(noun) the creepy facial hair style worn by really annoying one-upping f-ggots.

can also refer to the person wearing said style.
wow, chad just tried to tell me he has the hottest girlfriend ever, what a douchegoat.
someone who always has to one-up everyone else
friend 1: dude i just ate the hottest wings ever

douchegoat: no, this one time i had these wings that were sooo hot

friend 3: ……friend 2 is such a douchegoat

example 2

friend 1″my new system in my car is sick ive got a”….douchegoat interrupts and says”man i have a system in my car that is sooo loud man it will make your ears bleed”. -douchegoat

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