Douchelad


a boy who no doubt thinks he’s being cl-ssy as h-ll, but is really just a grown f-ckboy with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
douchelad:
-little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-usually h-m-phobic
-he thinks romance is asking, “ever f-cked in the backseat of a rolls-royce?”
-he thinks he’s “christian grey” and wants to reenact the book
-asks women he’s dating whether or not they are virgins
-literally just a grown f-ckboy, how many examples do you need?

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