douchelganger
the douchebag version of yourself; someone who resembles you, but is a douchebag. (from the slang “douchebag” + the german “doppelganger” meaning someone who resembles someone else.)
tyrone is a great guy; robbie looks like tyrone, but robbie is a douchebag. robbie is tyrone’s douchelganger.
the incarnation of an individual as might in appear in some alternate douchebag reality.
sitting across from him in the cafe, tom spied a man nearly identical in terms of dress and appearance, save for a telling look of undeservedly smug satisfaction. tom had met his douchelganger.
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