Doucheling


little douches. like big douches, but less smart and less original. douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. they travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or “papa” douche of the pack. they only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their p-n-s’s, which are also little.
you’re so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. you’re just a doucheling.

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