Douchemachete


a person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. a situation where the term douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.
a male cl-ssmate (during cl-ss) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the cl-ss is female. afterwards proclaims “why was that inaproperate?”

“man, that guy is a douchemachete.”

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