Douchemas


someone who is more than a douche.
josh marshall is a real douchemas.
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the jet propulsion of epic amounts of lakewater up a woman’s -n-s and v-g-n- simultaneously, while also receiving a water spanking from tubing in a sit-in tube, behind a speed boat.
climb into the tube and i’ll go so fast you’ll get a douchema that will knock an ovary loose!

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