douchemont
(n) a dirtbag of total douchery. will often steal credit for other people’s hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. if a douchemont was in an army, he’d totally f-ck his buddies every chance and talk sh-t behind their backs. probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don’t work. enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.
(v) the act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife’s lips. after expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself “sh-tty d-ck.” see also “tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey f-cking dipsh-t”
person a let’s a mess acc-mulate at work, and doesn’t appreciate it when other people fix their f-ck ups. this makes person a a “douchemont”
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