Douchenheimer
only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. describes a person who doesn’t just act like a douche, they live like it. most can only obtain this infamous t-tle after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of taekwondouche, p-ssed down by the elder d-bag monks of the appalachian mountains. a douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. once one reaches the rank of douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there’s no possible way for it to not be popped. the douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.
guy 1: whoa…
guy 2: what’s wrong?
guy 1: that… thing over there, what is it? i wanna call it a douche but…
guy 2: i’m afraid that’s no mere douche. it’s… a douchenheimer!
conceited, d-ckish pervert with a p-n-s that measures just .5 cm. also defined as: c-cky trumpet player that m-st-rb-t-s daily, and enjoys public hand jobs.
my g-d, he is such a douchenheimer (sam). he made his girlfriend get him off in the back of the movie theater.
step above a normal douche bag going even further towards living a long and lonely life because you are so douchey.
wow…rocky is such a douchenheimer, what kinda douche bag would sh-t on their dog?
the captain of the douches: used as a spiteful, under the breathe remark when you have been bested by a real douche bag.
person 1: you suck at life.
person 2: douchenheimer!!
example: gerry kordon
an extravagent way to call someone a douche…
tom: finally killed you…teabag, teabag, ha ha!
joe: you douchenheimer…
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