douchenstein
a particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don’t capture the essence of his -ssinine-ness.
hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.
a unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.
i can see you clearly through my douchometer, and you’re registering at least 6500 douchensteins.
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