Doucheocrite


the act of calling someone a douche for no good reason when you yourself is in fact the douche in the out come.
tom: so i was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.

mike: wow that sucks.

tom: right, and if that wasn’t bad enough jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.

mike: really he’s such a “doucheocrite”.

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