doucheous maximus


a person that is the prime example of a douchebag. maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. they think that they’re all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.
“i pop muh collah and get all da b-tches followin me around.”

bystanders: “man, that guy’s not just a douche, he’s a doucheous maximus!”

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