douchepocalypse


a large gathering of douches or douchebags
jim: were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

tim: yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!
when a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

coined by barney stinson 5/10/10 (how i met your mother)
barney– “one word made up, douche-pocalypse.”
a mult-tude of douchery
loyola highschool is a douchepocalypse
a showering or cleansing of the world on an awesome or catastrophic scale; resulting in evil and/or eternal foul smell.

“sign of the coming douchepocalypse” or “the douchepocalypse is upon us.”
1: when you’re in a place or situation that is similar to the idea of h-ll/armageddon/apocalype due to complete disinterest/dislike in the ongoing activities/people.
if a rich city guy walks into a hick town bar with a couple freinds and saw all the hillbillies. “one word guys…..douchepocalypse”

if a group of cool kids/jocks accidently walk into in a nerd convention on calculators. they would say “its a douchepocalypse”

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