douchequake
a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the richter scale.
phil simms is such a douche. yeah, he’s a douchequake, yo.
a f-ggot.
that douchequake phil simms is a complete f-ggot.
the phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.
every time joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.
when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.
“hey jim, how did your window break?”
“those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake.”
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